Dear Husband,
I know you told me to be the bigger "person" when it comes to dealing with our zebra, Oliver. Why is it you sound so much like my dad at times? You both love to be the bigger person and rise above things. But, I digress. Back to the issue at hand: the zebra. He is driving me crazy. Please see the below photos as vidence. These were all taken within a five minute period.
Later today, when you receive a package that is kind of wiggly, just accept it. I don't want to ruin the surprise for you....but it will be an orange zebra!
Love,
Your Wife, mother of an orange zebra
