Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Christmas Eve/Morning

Warning: A lot of words+no pictures=possibly a boring post!

After spending four days with us, my mom and dad traveled on to visit my sister, Sara, in Bloomington, IN. Well, actually, my mom left here, arrived in Bloomington and checked herself into the hospital. It was not a fun few days for them. My mom handled it all like the trooper that she is. She only got one full day with my sister and her family until they had to head back here in preparation for their departure Christmas morning.

In preparing for Christmas, we asked Matt if there were any traditions he had while growing up. The one he mentioned that the kids latched onto was the "Grandma bought pizza on Christmas Eve." So, the kids told Nana she HAD to buy pizza for us on Christmas Eve cuz Matt said :)

Nana and Papa arrived back in Franklin around 5 pm on Christmas Eve. We had a great evening. We ate the required pizza, read Luke 2 and Christmas stories, we watched some great BYU short animation movies (over and over and over they were that good!) and opened presents from Nana and Papa. As usual, they spoiled us!

We got a toaster oven, which we all love and adore. I also got a cookbook and Matt got a wallet and some glass dishes. I have to tell you. I think the glass dishes are his new favorite thing. I have been sending his lunch in just plastic bowls and I guess the other boys have glass bowls. Well, now he is the "same as the other boys" and is feeling much better about himself! Among other things....Ali got a backpack, Kat got an iTunes card and Luke got Lincoln Logs.

Poor Nana and Papa were falling asleep where they sat so we tried to hustle them off to bed. Did I mention their flight was for 6 AM Christmas morning? 'Of coarse you got a good deal on the tickets, Nana, who else wants to fly at 6 AM Christmas morning?!?!?' After we got Nana settled, my men and I wrapped the remaining gifts. I hope the best part of Matt's Christmas was getting it all ready for the kids. He seemed to have a great time. He was there for almost every gift purchase and wrapping. Sans his own, of coarse! Matt, Papa and I were up till well past 11 pm, but we had a good time talking and laughing. Some of the laughing I didn't get filled in on until the next day.

Side-note: As I have mentioned before in this blog, Matt has know my parents for years, even decades. He loves them. He has loved them independent of me for almost ever. And they have loved him. It is so easy for all of us to be together. There was no adjustment period. Maybe a brief period of redefining roles from very good friends to parents and son, but nothing that was difficult or uncomfortable. Ok, back to the story. At least I warned you this was going to be a boring post!

Christmas morning we got up at 3:30 AM and got ready to head to Nashville airport. The roads were dead and so was the airport. Dead, I tell you, dead. Telling my parents goodbye is always very difficult. I love them so much. So very, very much. My mom said it was easier to leave me this time because she saw my life and saw how much Matt loves the kids and myself. She knows we are being well taken care of.

When Matt and I got back home, we climbed in bed for a little while. A very, little while!

There are good and bad things about the kids getting older. They sleep in a little more, but they are getting "bigger" gifts and so they get fewer items to open. And in the case of our teenager, she already knew what was in every single present. Please tell me we aren't the only parents who let their teenager pick all their gifts! There is really much less gift returning that way.

Ali got a pink camera with a pink case from Santa. We also gave her the book The Boy in the Stripped Pajamas and a purple pea coat. Ali also got a card and money from Grandma and Grandpa Paine who are serving a mission in Scotland and some PJ's from Grandma and Grandpa Olson.

Kat got a iTouch from Santa. She also got some shoes (that have been retuned and no replacement found) and the book Peak. Kat also got a card and money from Grandma and Grandpa Paine and a dress from Grandma and Grandpa Olson.

Luke got a "real" remote control car from Santa. It should last until adulthood! He also got PJs (that have been given to a friend cause the tags were removed before he tried them on and found them to be far too small) and a paper airplane book. Luke also got a card and money from Grandma and Grandpa Paine and a Lego's car from Grandma and Grandpa Olson.

We gave Matt an "elephant art" picture. He has always wanted one. Kind of crazy, I know. Who came up with putting a paint brush in an elephant's mouth and letting them paint? I was going to put a paint brush in the kid's mouth and let them paint, but the kids told me it HAD to be elephant art!

I got a thesaurus from Matt and the pink snow leopard Webkinz from the children. This is where part of the laughing came from the night before during the present wrapping time with Papa and Matthew. Ever since we moved here, I have been moaning about my dictionary. It is falling apart and actually was when I bought it from a used book store. So, Matt decided he was going to buy me a new dictionary for Christmas. When he took it out of the bag to wrap it on Christmas Eve, he realized he had accidentally picked up the thesaurus that had been laying right next to it! Matt was so sad he had bought the wrong item, that when I opened the Webkinz right after the mistakenly given thesaurus, I promptly named the Webkinz Dictionary! And, yes, I now have my own Webkinz account and everything! Her legal name is Dictionary :)

Each year, my siblings trade names. As there are only three of us, it is easy to remember who to give to each year! Sara had us this year. She gave us an adorable Yahtzee game with our faces on the dice. Way too cute! She also gave us Enchanted which is one of my all time favorite movies! Matt's sister, Sarah (yes, we both have Sara-hs!) gave us girls homemade bracelets and the boys a 007 model. Aunt Stacy sent our very favorite sweet and sour sauce.

Thank you!!!!

We love family!!!!!

The rest of the day was spent very quietly. We played with our presents, talked to family near and far and had a delicious dinner of smoked turkey. It is the ONLY way to eat turkey my friends! Yummy!

The next day we went hung out with our Paine cousins. We L*O*V*E going over there and being with them. Family is a huge part of our lives.

We are a very blessed little family in a very blessed country. I am thankful for the Christmas season to take some time to slow down a bit and spend more time in our pajamas. There are always problems and challenges in our lives. Those make our blessings and good times that much better. With the help of our families and our Savior, we can become better and stronger people. It was a difficult and wonderful year. Thank you to everyone in my life who has been there for me. I love you all.

And as Luke says...

Peace-out to 2009!!!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Merry Christmas "Unwrap-up"

The reason/reasons I have not blogged recently:
  1. We have been crazy busy.
  2. We are switching over to a new photo editing/storage program.
  3. We have had some special visitors.
  4. I am lazy.
  5. All of the above.
If you chose #5, all of the above, you would have been correct! The most recent reason is that I am being lazy. Plus, if I blog about it, it is over. And who wants Christmas to be O*V*E*R?

To begin with, the semester is over. Let me repeat. The semester is over. We are all still alive. Everyone ended with respectable grades. We survived our first semester of marriage, a new community, high school and early morning seminary. I am so proud of all of us!

During finals week, my parents came to visit from Provo, Utah. They, however, forgot to bring the snow with them! We had a great time while they were here. We studied (Papa did pretty well on his Freshman English final) ate, shopped, laughed, talked, wrapped presents, slept and repeated it all over about 6 times!

While they were here, Kat unfortunately mentioned that she had a school project to work on. It was a project regarding Greek columns. Thanx to Papa we all know WAY more about columns than we ever wanted to! But, we were able to complete the the project four weeks before it was due. We had to take pictures, at three separate locations, of the three different types of columns.Not only did we complete the project for Kat, we also completed it for her friend from school. Please note, only two pictures were taken at the same time and the same place. We took sixteen pictures at different times! Here is an example of one of the columns.
On the Friday after finals competed, we took a quick tour of downtown Nashville and went to Opry Mills Mall and Opryland Hotel.

Here is another pop quiz. Is our family tree #1 or #2?
#1
#2
Yes, our family tree is #2. Opryland Hotel has some beautiful decorations and some fun shops. Here are some pictures from when we were walking around the hotel.

The girls told Luke to be a little freaked out by Santa. He did pretty well!
"Singing in the Rain" inside the hotel.
Our favorite thing to do while Papa was here was line up all our Apple computers and "work." Papa was the only one who worked. The rest of us just played while he worked.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Mid-State Auditions

For what seems like years (really? only a few months?), Ali has been preparing for mid-state auditions. They bring together the best band students from Mid-Tennesse area. I can't tell you exactly what area that is for I am clueless. The actual mid-state experience takes place in the beginning of January. They bus the kids to Chattanooga for a weekend and work with them. It culminates Sunday evening with a concert.

We got up at a leisurely pace and left the house by 9:00 am. We arrived at McGavin Comprehensive High School at 10:00 am. Ali signed in and was assigned flute #132. In my mind I am thinking, "Great, they have been at the audition process for a little over an hour, we should be nearing #50." While thinking this in my mind, I hear the processor say, "We are currently on flute 16." At this point in time I did the fastest math of my life when I erupted with, "They are only averaging 15.5 flute auditions an hour?!?!?" Followed by me pulling my phone out and accessing my calculator. At this rate she wouldn't be auditioning until 4:30 pm.
Ali wanted to walk around, look for friends and warm-up. Warm-up? I scoffed at her. What do you call warming-up when the event is 7.5 hours away? The warm-up room was for all band students. They even let the snare drums in there. I was contemplating my ability to do damage with their drum sticks. So, so loud.
By 11:30 am we decided to hit Opryland mall. I could barely enjoy the time there I was stressing about the auditions taking place. After we walked around, bought a few items and had a Cinnabon we headed back.
When we got back around 1:30 pm, I quickly realized we had gone from 19.5 flutist an hour to about 24. More walking, or more aptly described as pacing, chatting, warming-up, tears, pep talks, loudness. I heard, countless times, the "This is good experience. You did great. You will do better next year" pep talk. Why do we tell our children this? Is it helpful?

It was pretty funny to watch parents with their ear to the door; other competitors weighing out if they are better or worse than the current candidate playing. No matter who was currently listening at the door, when the parent of the current student playing came to the door, room was made for them to be the closest.

At 6:00 pm flute #132 was called into the prepared room. I seriously laughed out loud when they called FLUTE #132. We were the ONLY instruments left to play. Other instrument's results were already trickling in. Txts were flying.

The audition was broken down into two parts. The prepared part room and the scales and sight reading room. They would play their two prepared songs first, return to the hallway and then head into the second room when their number is called again. They were asked to play random scales. Ali has know all her scales since 7th grade. I now realize not all flutists have that knowledge. After the scales they are asked to sight read up to three pieces. After the first piece, they are either asked to leave the room or proceed to the next piece. As I listened at the door to the scales/sight reading room I silently counted her sight reading pieces. One. Two. Three. Hurray Ali!

Ali is an amazing musician. I could tell she was nervous as she played. But, Ali brought one student to tears and caused another to rant up and down the hallway that she blown her audition after hearing Ali play.

140 flutes auditioned for Mid-State 2009. Ali found out she was seated 5 chair even before we got home. What followed was hours of texts, phone calls, emails and facebook messages reliving the day, celebrating and making plans for the actual Mid-state weekend in January. I celebrated by throwing everything I had on in the washer, hot water. Who knows what I could have gotten at a high school in downtown Nashville? I also got a hot shower and foot rub from my fabulously amazing husband.

Matthew, Luke and Kat had their own adventures this day. But, that post will have to wait a while. I have a house to clean for my guests tomorrow!!

**Photo credits in this post belong to Ali with the exception of the fountain.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Super Evil Oliver

We have a cat named Oliver (whom we refer to as a zebra).  Whenever the kids aren't around, he turns evil.  And that is really saying something because he is mild-level-evil on a daily basis.  Yesterday he brought a dead squirrel to our bedroom door.  Poor Matt has never experienced that kind of "love" before.  I explained that Oliver was just saying "I love you."  Matt was a good sport.  Squirrel blood and all. 

Last night, after dark, I took the trash out.  As I was coming back in, and after I had threatened Oliver with, "So help me, if you bite my ankles I will kick you," I heard the little neighbor boy scream, "Oh my gosh it is a TIGER."  I looked over and he had just seen Oliver run across the road.  He set off in hot pursuit of Oliver.  I was thinking, good, torment Oliver a bit.  But before I made it all the way inside I heard the boy announce that he saw Oliver on a missing cat poster and thought they should take the cat and get the reward.  Don't worry, I did hesitate for a minute knowing they could never actually catch Oliver, I claimed that evil little devil as my own and asked them not to haul him off. 

I will be the only one hauling him off anywhere!!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Thanksgiving Week

Well, Saturday morning we put the kids on an airplane to head West for the week.  The kids forbade me from crying at the airport and I did very well.

I met a very nice woman while waiting for the plane to take off.  I feel terrible cause I didn't get any of her contact info.  I would love to have emailed her.  She is also LDS.  She told me things get easier with time.  I am holding her to it!  As we went our separate ways I told her I was glad she was there to chat with as my plan was to sit there and cry for an hour. 

The kids are having a great time with my parents and their Provo friends.  I love how much my parents love them.

My brother and his family got a new dog.  I am publicly demanding pictures!!

Our cat brought a dead squirrel into the house this morning.  I almost stepped on it as I left our bedroom.  And the kids missed it.  It was terrible.  Bad kitty.

Well, I am proclaiming this as the most boring post of my life.  Probably won't be much to blog this week as I usually blog about the kids.  Maybe I will have to go to Walgreens daily and get some good stories there.  Wait.  We have Black Friday and it will be Matt's first one.  I worry he will see a side of me that scares him!!!  I will miss my Provo girlfriends and sister Dana this year!!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Thanksgiving Lunch


Thursday was Luke's school Thanksgiving lunch.  Remember back when we were young and they had a huge traditional Thanksgiving feast?  Our schools have gotten very pathetic.  Our school just served fake turkey and nasty looking rolls.  And it took most of those poor people 35 minutes to get through that line.  But, we were smart we took in our our food and got to talk with Luke for a good 30 as pretty much the only people at the table.  It was awesome!!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Deal of the day...

...and I am not kidding.

I went to my favorite place this afternoon. Yes, Walgreen's. I saw in their ad that they have Almay mascara for $2.99. That is a bargain folks. So, I slipped in there this afternoon. Just as I was leaving with my single tube for $2.99, I saw a double pack for the same price. So, I picked up 3 double packs. Don't worry. I am not going to wear it all. I am going to sell it on the "black market of mascara" to Ali when she runs out. She will pay $5 a tube :) Too bad she is reading over my shoulder.

OK, so funniest comment of the day. I was checking out at Walgreen's and I asked the cashier a question about a product. She told me, "I don't know. I have lived in New Zealand for the past 30 years. I love working at Walgreen's. I love Walgreen's more that New Zealand." Do you think she would say all that again into my camera? How about for some Almay mascara???

Young Women in Exellence 2009

Last night (yes, after the field trip) was our Young Women in Excellence at church. It is an evening we spend with the twelve to eighteen year-old girls in the ward. We find out some of the goals they have accomplished and projects they have completed over the past year.

Last night it was set up like a game show. Very original. It was a lot of fun.

Ali was part of a "Name That Dance" game. They kept starting and stopping so I didn't get very good footage of her. Actually, I was so tried, I didn't get many good pictures at all. Ali is a fabulous little dancer. (She is on the far right in the video below) I would have killed for her ability to move her hips when I was doing Latin ballroom dancing. She helped plan a barn dance that she didn't even end up getting to go to due to band. Ali also sewed a pillow case and purse for projects.

Kat was part of a "Newly Added" game fashioned after the Newly Wed Game. The contestants were the four new Beehive girls. They asked the four new girls to come up and bring a parent. Kat went up with some of her friends and then I followed up after her. I got up there by her and she loudly whispered, "I want Matthew." So, I went back to my seat and sent Matthew up.
People are always surprised how much the children genuinely love Matthew. And they do. He loves them and they love him. They were quite darling together. I wish I had caught some of their interactions. They share the same quirky sense of humor. Kat's project was sewing. She sewed a skirt, pillowcase and PJ pants. She gave the pants to Luke cause we got them too small.

Moment of true confessions: Matt got more of the questions right than I would have!!! They were actually the winning team. But, who kept score??

Kat has really caught the Personal Progress bug and she might kill me off doing it all! She informed me she wants her medallion by the time she is finished with Beehives. I told her no way no how. "In my day" we couldn't earn it until we graduated from high school. Who changed that rule??? So, we are now planning to finish it by the time she is sixteen. We can live with that number!!

Both the girls have worked very hard and we are so proud of them. This church asks a lot of its members and these two girls are stepping up and doing what is expected.

We love you!!!

P.S. This note is for my germ-a-phobic mother and husband. Kat and I had the same clothes on for the field trip and the YW in Excellence. BUT, I washed everything in between :)

Sixth Grade Fieldtrip aka: I signed up for this???



Yesterday I ventured to the Adventure Science Center in Downtown Nashville. I got there via a big, yellow, school bus. Throw in 100 sixth graders and you will begin to get the picture of my day.

So far, thank the stars above, my kids still like having me around. Which is why I was able to attend this trip. It is very funny. The more my kid's friends like me, the more my kids seem to like me. Yesterday I got multiple sixth graders to like me, so my popularity in my family was boosted :)

In my group I had four, excellently behaved, 12-year-olds. Two girls and two boys. Kat was in my group.
Parts of the the Center were fabulous for our sixth grade friends. But a lot of it was just too young for them. Part of the day was a "severe weather" lecture. There were some experiments, but a lot of talking. I am pretty sure most of those kids learned that stuff two years ago. After it was over, I heard one girl say that they owed her one hour of her life back. I told here if we were making those kinds of requests I would like two hours back AND $50. Why not dream big???

The planetarium part was amazing, but made me very ill with all the movement. The planetarium show was The Stars of Pharaoh. It was truly amazing and I wish it hadn't made me sick. The small, male person to the right of me talked to me during the whole presentation. (Later Kat informed me he had a crush on me. How sweet.) About half way through, I put my feet on the seat in front of me and closed my eyes. Soon, from the right, I heard, "They told us not to put our feet on the seats." Fine. Point for small person. I put my feet down, but kept my eyes closed. Soon, I heard, "They told us not to sleep." "Dude," was my response, "They said no snoring. Let me know if I start snoring."
No field trip would be complete without a little pain. I hit my head going down a slide the kids said I just "had to do." They were right. It was fun. I didn't even feel "old" all day.

All in all, minus the motion sickness and bruise on my forehead, it was a great way to spend a dreary Wednesday in Nashville.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Getting Old

I am getting old.

I am going to a baby shower tonight. My baby is turning nine-years-old next week.

Sometimes I get out of bed like Mr. Fredrickson in Up. But, I do get up.

Yesterday the doctor asked if I had been tested for gout. Seriously, people. I am not THAT old.

I used to have one gray hair, now I have two.

More than once I have said, "Back when I was in high school..."

My teenager told me to choose "mature" nail colors. (I would like to appologize to my mom for any crazy things I might have said like that when I was in high school!!)

I am a good 15 years older than my son's 3rd grade teacher. Ok, maybe 10.

Our new bishop is a contemporary of mine.

I have looked at the lotions that help fight wrinkles. Ok, I bought Olay's cheapest one. That is only the beginning folks.

I have two girls that can babysit.

I would rather be comfortable than look good. Can I have both???

I am getting old. My husband tries to tell me otherwise, but it is true. I am getting old. Hopefully he loves old ladies :)

Monday, November 16, 2009

Seasonal Flu Shots

The whole Paine family is now vaccinated against the seasonal flu. We did a 'surprise' attack on the kids on Saturday. Our errands turned into, "Well, look at that. Here we are at the medical clinic for flu shots." The kids have all decided they would rather die than get another flu shot.

Last night Kat proclaimed, "So, my upper left arm won't get the flu, what about the rest of my body?"

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Kangaroo Boy


We have the stinkin' cutest boy that lives behind us. Those are Ali's words :) He has a HUGE pogo stick and can do amazing tricks on it. Last Friday I caught this footage. The funniest part is when we figure he is dead and never coming back up!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Land-form

Luke has recently finished this "land-form" project. He worked very hard on it and did 99% of the work on his own. (Which is more than I can say for some of the projects) The project needed a theme and then each land-form needed a name. So, since we used Crayola products, we decided to name it "Crayola Land." We took a bag of Crayola crayons and used the color names to name each formed area. My favorite is the "Wild Blue Yonder Mountains." Isn't that awesome??

Sewing Machine

My sister is an amazing seamstress. I used to sew a lot more when the kids were younger. (Geez, I sound OLD!) Within the past couple of years I have gotten a new sewing machine and got excited about sewing again. While I was at my parents, it sat in storage. We recently got it out for the girls to start working on Young Women's projects. Matt and I both have a machine, so it works out they can both sew at the same time.

Anyhow...my has been misbehaving a little bit and so I took it in yesterday. A couple of hours later the shop called me and told me it was ready. As it turns out, much to my humiliation, I have been using the wrong bobbins. I told the repair man that my machine hates me. To which he responded with, "Ma'am, it is a machine and has no feelings." Totally seriously. So, I was kind of embarrassed twice :)

I am excited to try to sew with the correct bobbin. Maybe Sara will get bored enough with her husband in school and come and sew with me!!!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

This one goes out to Nana and Papa....

Yesterday Kat started teaching Ali how to play the clarinet. Things were going along well until about 4:00 pm. At that point in time Kat suddenly said, "Well, that's all for today. I need to put my clarinet by the front door for school tomorrow."

Those who know and love Kat know her fear of not being to school on time. But, folks, 4:00 pm the night before has set a new record!!

We love you Kat :)

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Too Early??


Playing Hookie

Last Friday the power went of in a large portion of Franklin. Including the high school and Matt's office. The high school was 10 minutes from being out so they didn't get out early, but Matt came home 2 hours early. Lucky Luke got to enjoy that extra time with Matthew.

They went to the park and played and played and played. When I was done making bread for dinner I sneaked over an snapped some pictures over of their fun.

Somewhere in the beginning of our life together, the kids started calling Matt "beast." He is definitely a gentle beast and the kids adore him. Here our beast is being a sloth.
They spun....
and spun....
and spun...
until our beast could spin no more. As Luke was looking over at Matt on the ground he very softly asked, "Beast??" It was so very sweet.
Luckily the sun went down so we could all go home and rest :)
That illuminating license plate is my Utah plate. One day soon, we are going to put the Volvo plates on Cali to keep Clark's memory alive. But, for now, I love seeing my Utah plates. Reminds me where I came from :)

Monday, November 9, 2009

Ali and Band

Ali has played the flute for about 20 years :) She has always had a natural music talent that actually makes others not like her. Most of the time she is seated 1st chair.

Over the weekend she traveled with the marching band to Indianapolis to help and check out the marching band program. When she got home she was very happy and said she had a great time. She said everyone was very nice to her and that she doesn't feel like the "weird 1st chair flute player" any more. Quite innocently (actually enough) Kat asked, "What happened are you 2nd chair now?"

We are happy Ali made some new friends in her new band and is feeling more comfortable and not so "weird." She is currently working towards an all-state audition.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Death by Candy

Last night I ran to Walgreen's to pick up a prescription. We walked down the old Halloween isle and saw 3 very full carts full of Halloween stuff. I spotted some Pez, which I love. I asked the manager how much the Halloween stuff was marked down. He told me I could have it all for $5. So, to get the Pez, I had to get it all!

The kids had fun playing in about 100 pounds of candy. Don't worry. A large portion is already in the trash. Some has been sent to Matt's work. The rest will be sent to school for the treat box.

The 25 bags of Peanut M & M's made the whole $5 worth it! They are now in the freezer and should keep for a long time!!!
Kat is hidden in there :)

Monday, November 2, 2009

Minor Meltdown in Costco Parking Lot

Ok. Take a moment and write down on a little piece of paper who you THINK had a freak-out in the Costco parking lot. Ok, on with our story.

Saturday Matt, Kat, Luke and I went to Costco. Ali wanted to stay home and get ready for a party. So, off the four of us went.

As I headed toward yogurt, Matt said he would pick up the toilet paper. He asked if I had a brand I preferred. I told him we weren't picky. Matt is surprised how much "stuff" five people go through. It is pretty funny. As a single guy, he didn't go through this much stuff. Silly boy :)

Matt got back to the cart just as I was putting the yogurt into the cart. He put the toilet paper down below. We got a few more things. (Funny how a "few" things at Costco always costs $100) As we were checking out, Kat said she needed to go to the bathroom, so we left the boys to do the checking out.

Soon, we were in the parking lot loading up the car. Everything was in the car but the toilet paper. I reach in the cart to pick up the toilet paper and sew the brand. Ok. I am NOT a snob with most things, but SCOTT toilet paper makes me draw the line!!! I am pretty sure that I screeched; more than once. First I just kind of asked, "Scott?" Matthew calmly reminded me I told him I didn't have a preference. I am vaguely remembering saying things like, "Scott toilet paper. Have you used it anywhere but in the wilderness where it is a LAW to use it?" And, "When you use Scott, you get pee on your hand." And my personal favorite of humiliation, "How the heck poor are we?" We aren't poor, just for the record :) By now my voice was pretty loud and people were looking at us. My mom, I am sure is dying. Sorry mom!! There was an older gentleman openly laughing at me and taking pity on Matt. Poor Matt. He took the toilet paper right back into Costco and returned it. He said the girl at the return desk way trying not to laugh. I am hoping she hadn't head about my little meltdown!

So, I guess if your guess was that it was ME that had the meltdown in the parking lot, you win!! Matt is the best husband ever and takes such good care of me. He truly loves me!

Lukifer repents...

Luke came home from church as "Lukifer." But, by evening he returned to our sweet "pumpkin head" and was reading scriptures.

Life is never boring with Ali, Kat and Luke!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Morning Quotes

This morning, we came down to a disaster of a kitchen. Yesterday was SO crazy busy. As I started to pick up last night, Matt told me to not even THINK about cleaning up. (He got up and did all the dishes before he went to work this morning. How can I not pledge my undying love to him?)

As Kat and I were puttering around this morning and I commented on what a disaster the table was. She informed me, "You would be surprised how busy a table can be, Mom." So, this is me, surprised the table is so busy.

As Luke and I sat eating our Honey Nut Cheerios, he said, "I want to be just like Matt when I grow up." How sweet is that?

Three eyes or five?

Earlier this week Luke got glasses. Isn't he cute? Last night at the trunk or treat he put this eye ball candy in his mouth. We can't decide if he has three eyes or five eyes now!! Either way, he is handsome. We think he looks a bit like Caleb Tinney :)

Horror Film

After running Ali to early morning seminary (why are we Mormons?) and getting Kat to the school bus, I walked Matt out to his van so he could do the seminary to school car pool. I was greeted by the sight of hundreds of spider webs on our bushes. Matthew calmly informed me the spider that makes them is harmless. Harmless or not, I was shrieking. Come to think about it, I am still a little freaked out. I told him I felt like I was in a horror film. I sprayed them down with the only bug killer I could find in the house. I hope they go away and I hope the "something is crawling on me" feeling goes away!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Old Saw Mill

By Matt's old house there is this great old sawmill. Matt says it burned a few years ago. Obviously, it isn't used any more. I have wanted to take pictures of it ever since we moved here. Saturday I finally did it. Matt bought a saw from the company when they auctioned off the equipment. How cool is that? But, he sold it.