Stairs vs Elevator

Over the past week, I have been to the hospital quite a bit. Grandma was on a grand total of 3 different floors. One time she was located on the second floor. I always felt foolish taking the elevator to the second floor. So, one time I found myself riding up (one floor) with a hospital emplyee.

"I feel silly riding the elevator up one floor. Are there stairs around here?"

"Yes."

"Where are they?"

"They are all over."

I guess the location of the stairs at UVRMC is top secret. If you find them, let me know!